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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

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Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why did Meghan become a Hollywood actress before marrying into royalty? Was this against protocol and tradition for future royals who marry into the UK monarchy?

So they tried

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Thumbs down again.

No way

No, not a chance

What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

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